Apple customer service

[Kennyt7]

I HAVE NEVER DEALT WITH A BUSINESS WITH SUCH SUPERIOR CUSTOMER SERVICE. I tell the world and obviously will only buy their devices. Fast service responses, English speaking, and very very knowledgeable. WORTH EVERY PENNY

[Craigslist]

someone's trying to pump some stock

[bovie]

In related news, the guy at Dunkin' served my coffee with a smile.

[Kennyt7]

Truly being honest. I do not own a single stock, but AAPL would be first choice, followed by BRKB

[CordMcNally]

I hate to brag about exceptional customer service but I had a lady bring in a stool sample from home in her Tupperware container and I pretended like I cared. I don’t know why people think I’m kidding when I tell them I’ll take their word for it.

[MaxPower]

Are you talking about when you call Apple, or at the “Genius” bar? Because if the latter I have to vehemently disagree.

[Craigslist]

Genius bar advice:
Customer: hey this key fell off the keyboard on my 2020 macbook pro
"Genius": oh you are out of the 90 day apple care window, you'll have to buy a new macbook
Customer: but can't you just put the key back o-...
"Genius": no you need to buy a new macbook.