Online reviews are occasionally useful, if you take them with a grain of salt. But sometimes, sometimes, they are pure entertainment. Check out this one our hospital received this week:
Needless to say, we only got one star.
Lest you think she just hates hospitals, here are the reviews of her dentists:
And her beautician:
And someone at her HOA (who reviews HOAs?):
Hmmmm....is there a pattern here?
This hospital gave me breast cancer. This century does not know this yet but cancer is fake. Satanic corporations use hospitals and cancer screenings to give cancer. When you go in for symptoms they really give it to you. It is a massive money maker and population thinner. (They already have a cure) These evil people gave me cancer. My breasts were perfect. I had rare perfect 41 year old breasts. Now one is a c and one is a d and leaking, exuding "symptoms". These Mormons thought I was a waste of flesh with no babies. They ruined my breasts and gave me breast cancer. I was healthy before I had to come here for surgery. They held me down and did things to my body without my convent. ************************ awaits you all evil staff.
Needless to say, we only got one star.
Lest you think she just hates hospitals, here are the reviews of her dentists:
He is a liar and a bad dentist. He will tell you anything to get your money and then do as he wises. My girlfriend lost twenty thousand dollars on getting her top and bottom teeth here. He made them huge, destroying her bite, then would not fix it. I made the mistake of visiting him for teeth whitening and he insulted my looks, calling my teeth a horse, and offered me fifty dollars to leave a positive review. He is my opinion tge worst dentist on the planet.
Everyone here is very nice but Dr. ..... really hurt my smile. I came in with some crowns another dentist had made that were very round on the side and looked like those wedding mints. I asked him to shave the sides down. It was very nice of him to adjust them since it was not his work...but....he did nothing to the sides when I clearly said SIDES and made them super shorter. I could not tell this is what he was doing. So, when I said trim the sides down to make them flat, he made my back four teeth SHORTER. Significantly shorter. This was years ago. Now, I had all my teeth redone by a different dentist and my back teeth are still super short....because of the mold of my teeth....so now I have a staircase smile because this guy could not understand the difference between side and bottom. A five year old could. It has effected me forever.
And her beautician:
I have never experienced such phychos. There was a girl with long brown hair that had purple tips. She came up behind me and raked her fingernails through my hair, as if she was hitting on me. I asked her to stop and she did not. I called corporate to report her. I felt violated. In return, she looked me up by my Sally's card and sent police to my house to tell me I can no longer shop there, saying I made a scene, which was a lie. I am fine with not shopping there, but she lied. I cannot believe what a psychotic bunch of people. She had some blonde girl who was with her say it was true, according to police, who were shown no tapes by the way, yet I never saw a blonde girl there...just the gross one who would not get her hands out of my hair. These people here are psycho trash who sexually harrass.
And someone at her HOA (who reviews HOAs?):
...........is the most unprofessional child. I cannot believe she is the HOA of such a beautiful community. She is a liar and takes only the sides of people she likes. I had police stop the drug parties of a neighbor who trashed the lawn at all hours and she actually took his side. She acts like a high school girl and emails people gossip about who she likes and does not. The grounds keepers she hires do an excellent job and Candlelight homes look great with respectable upkeep, but she does nothing to help residents. She is a petty little kid and I think she does drugs. I honestly see her just as I saw teens in the 90's and I think she is a stoner. Check in to her background Candlelight homes. She was fired for extorting money in California. I will never buy a home managed by HOA solutions again. In fact, I once sent her a video of a party outside my window at four am where my neighbor was most likely smoking a joint and snorting coke, and she did not care. She plays favorites like a teenager, lies and is possibly on drugs herself.
Hmmmm....is there a pattern here?
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