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    Best dictation errors?
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  • #2
    "introitus snotty discharge the past few days"

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    • #3
      hepatouria

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      • #4
        Pickle ************************ syndrome (Pickwickian syndrome), history of eating hemorrhoids (bleeding hemorrhoids), and of course prepped and raped in the usual sterile fashion.

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        • #5
          I had a “bologna amputation” instead of “below knee amputation.” And this was back with actual transcriptionists and not Dragon or other dictation software.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MaxPower View Post
            I had a “bologna amputation”
            Sounds delicious. I usually get that in my BBQ combo platter along with brisket and sausage.

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            • #7
              I was a resident we used to dictate h&ps that were transcribed by real transcriptionists. Whenever we have an gross wound we would always dictate the adjective for pus but they constantly changed it to pus like. We tried so hard for 3 years and was never successful.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MaxPower View Post
                I had a “bologna amputation” instead of “below knee amputation.” And this was back with actual transcriptionists and not Dragon or other dictation software.
                Had this many times from the (I assume) paid hospital medical transcribers. Boggles my mind...
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