Ugh. I’ve been through the ESA fight.
We own a condo in a high rise in another city. It has a very strict “no animals” policy. It’s the type of place where everyone knows each other, and if you commit an HOA violation you are going to get a notice within 24 hours.
A couple of years ago one of the units is sold and a woman moves in with her 2 dogs. She is immediately told “no animals”, and responds that they are ESAs. This is followed by a letter from her lawyer to the HOA board outlining her rights under the ADA. HOA board hires a lawyer, and after several thousand dollars in fees, realizes unless they want a very expensive fight that they will probably lose, they are going to have to let her have the dogs. HOA board reluctantly allows the dogs, but everyone is steamed. The dogs are poorly behaved (because they’re pets, not trained service animals), and cause some problems around the building. The dog owner becomes a pariah and gets glares from everyone in the building.
A few months later, she “trips” on some “loose carpet” in the hallway, has a fall and suffers “soft tissue injury” to her chest and arm. She then files suit against the building, the HOA and by proxy all the other owners. Well. Now the HSA mounts a vigorous defense, indicating that they won’t settle for nuisance value. She is presented with a litany of documented HOA violations and also confronted with video of the alleged fall, which was nothing of the sort. (She didn’t realize there were cameras in the hallway.) This drags on for a few months, and eventually she drops the suit. (More likely her lawyer dropped her.) She then moved out a year ago, and the saga came to an end.
It seems that many ESA owners “know their rights” and are prepared to enforce them, so skirting the law or hoping that they go away is probably not a good strategy.
I had my own fun experience about 3 months ago. Woman comes into the hospital for her liver biopsy with her golden retriever. He’s an ESA, and she demands to have him with her throughout the procedure. I say no way. I’m not doing a liver biopsy with a dog in the room. She protests and I list all of the reasons why this is not going to happen: It’s not safe for her, it’s not safe for me, it’s not sanitary for anyone using that room, etc. After she realizes that she is not going to bully me into getting her way, we reach a compromise of the dog waiting outside the biopsy room in kind of a control area that’s not open to the general public.
Biopsy goes fine. We leave the biopsy room and discover that the dog is gone. Somehow the door was opened and the dog took off. The patient loses it and starts screaming. She’s yelling at us, wailing in despair, creating such a racket that staff come running from all over the department to see what’s going on. A couple of staff stay with her, while everyone else goes searching for the dog. It’s found fairly quickly wandering down a hospital hallway, dog and patient are reunited and all are relieved, except for the patient who is now threatening all of us with lawsuits, formal complaints, medical board inquiries, etc. It’s been a few months, and I have not heard anything, so maybe nothing is coming, but the whole incident did make me take a closer look at my FIRE projections.
Should you sell the house? I don’t know, but stuff like this is the exact reason I don’t own any SFH in the real estate arm of my portfolio. If there is any legal way to avoid an ESA tenant, do it, but be prepared to be challenged.
ESAs don’t have standing in the hospital. My system, much to my irritation, allows them, but the law says nothing. If they don’t have a caregiver for the animal, you are more than within your rights to say no and reschedule when dog caregiver is available, or you can just refuse to do the procedure. Given your experience, refusal is a much better choice. You were too nice. This is 100% a reason to cancel the procedure and reschedule. Psycho needs you more than you need her.
As to OP-
ESA lady has all the rights here, but she is liable for any and all damages caused by said dogs. You can, and I would suggest, consulting with a local attorney as to whether you can write fines and rules into the lease- if you find animal waste in the yard, $25, she must have renter’s insurance and umbrella that cover any and all liabilities (such as from her pet), if there are noise complaints she is liable, if the dog attacks, she is liable. She’s legally allowed to have an animal; she’s not legally allowed to be a nuisance.
Property manager (or you) need to inspect this place regularly if she rents.
Your rental is doing OK, but it doesn’t meet the 1% rule, so selling would be reasonable, although you will pay mighty and awful taxes. At least you can deduct the 7k in damages when you sell. It sounds like the headaches of landlording are not your thing, which is completely understandable. If it’s not an ESA, it will be something else. The ways tenants can destroy a property are endless.
You are correct. I admit I didn't know the hospital policy on ESAs, but she'd made it past the initial gatekeeper, so I followed the path of least resistance, which was to say "Your dog can wait there. That's your only option." As part of her ranting after the dog was found, she did mention that the competing hospital system across town has a special program for dogs, and has always been wonderful with her dog. From now on I'm referring all ESAs to our competition.
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